{"product_id":"copy-stove-toucher-leatherette-morale-patch-velcro-backed-chaos-agent","title":"PROBLEMATIC Leatherette Morale Patch – Velcro-Backed Warning Label","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePROBLEMATIC Leatherette Morale Patch – Velcro-Backed Warning Label\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWear your flaws loud—this \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePROBLEMATIC Morale Patch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is a certified troublemaker. Crafted from distressed tan leatherette, the bold, graffiti-style \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“PROBLEMATIC”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e drips in chunky black-shadowed lettering, a badge for those who thrive in the gray zone.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Rugged leatherette with battle-worn, textured finish\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 3.5” x 1.25” (9 x 3.2 cm) – sleek horizontal patch\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eDesign:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e High-contrast debossed graffiti text with drip effect\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eBacking:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Full Velcro hook panel for instant, unbreakable hold\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eColor:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Aged tan with deep black shadowing\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVelcro-ready hats, chest rigs, or tactical backpacks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRange bags, jackets, or “handle with care” morale boards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGifting to rebels, contrarians, or certified agents of chaos\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCaution: May cause controversy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Spot clean with a damp cloth. Avoid prolonged moisture or heat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandcrafted for the unfiltered in small batches.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Company Laser Engraving","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41903211741259,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0610\/9554\/2859\/files\/85CD19DE-7939-4A49-B1E3-230B0BA95F5C.jpg?v=1763240238","url":"https:\/\/badcompanyapparel.com\/products\/copy-stove-toucher-leatherette-morale-patch-velcro-backed-chaos-agent","provider":"Bad Company Laser Engraving","version":"1.0","type":"link"}